You Know What I Hate...?

People trying to force feed me little bits of food, impaled on toothpicks, when I'm at the mall.

People who are mean to retarded people.

People with no sense of humor.(This really pisses me off!)

Anyone in a suit...if it's a 3 piece suit they are in serious danger of getting run over. (If my car was running)

Wifebeaters

Tree Huggerz

People who chew with their mouth open.

Burnt toast

People who dig their underwear out of their butt crack in public!

Being left handed (sometimes)

RAP MUSIC

Crummy food at a buffet.

People who think they know what's better for me than I do! (Government especially)

Hard Butter

Ugly women in porn!

Anyone who has to carry a clipboard around at their job!!

Not getting what I ordered at Denny's

Strippers who won't talk to you...no matter how much you tip.

Gilrs with small tits who insist on wearing a bra.

Body Odor!

Dead batteries

Enemas

...more to come, film at eleven!