People trying to force feed me little bits of food, impaled on toothpicks, when I'm at the mall.
People who are mean to retarded people.
People with no sense of humor.(This really pisses me off!)
Anyone in a suit...if it's a 3 piece suit they are in serious danger of getting run over. (If my car was running)
Wifebeaters
Tree Huggerz
People who chew with their mouth open.
Burnt toast
People who dig their underwear out of their butt crack in public!
Being left handed (sometimes)
RAP MUSIC
Crummy food at a buffet.
People who think they know what's better for me than I do! (Government especially)
Hard Butter
Ugly women in porn!
Anyone who has to carry a clipboard around at their job!!
Not getting what I ordered at Denny's
Strippers who won't talk to you...no matter how much you tip.
Gilrs with small tits who insist on wearing a bra.
Body Odor!
Dead batteries
Enemas
...more to come, film at eleven!
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I have to say that I sat here and read all that and there are tears in my eyes because I was laughing so hard. I know a lot of people who hate a lot of things that you do...
Except for my ma.. She's the first person taking a toothpick at the mall!
You know what REALLY Burns My ASS??
INTOLERANCE! IT's a Good Thing I don't carry a Gun or Some Intolerant Motherfuckers would Eat Fucking Lead!!
GOTTDAMM.
http://incredimazing.com/page/You_want_the_blocks_Come_get_the_fcking_blocks
And MOTHERFUCKING CAPTCHA's!!! THAT Clever SumBitch outta have his Daquiri Glass shoved Up His Butt!
=)
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